6 Zodiac Signs That Are Absolutely Terrible Partners In Bed

So what Zodiac partner should you be avoiding? Read on to find out.

In this scenario, the think before you jump idiom is some good advice to heed. Particularly when you’re thinking about jumping into bed with someone. Sure, it can be tough to deprive yourself of a fun night in the bedroom with someone you’re deeply attracted to. But of course, you also want to make sure that anytime you’re giving anyone the pleasure of physical intimacy, you are getting a lot out of it in return. Unfortunately, that is not always going to be the case. Not all nights of passion with another person are always going to be incredibly memorable. In fact, a lot of them are just going to be awkward, weird, and just plain boring.
So what Zodiac partner should you be avoiding? Read on to find out.
Oh, it’ll be somewhat fine in the beginning. Yeah, yeah, you’ll almost get the impression that they like whatever it is you’re doing. You may even get away with having some self-confidence... until, of course, you realize that for every pelvic thrust, there’s an equal and opposite reaction. As in, Geminis has got other stuff on their minds. Better stuff. Better stuff than sex with you, that’s for damned sure.
Before the grand events begin, it’s all talk. Then once the action starts, Cancer will not only keep on talking, but they’ll probably want you to commit to paper your feelings and emotions so that the sexual act is validated as something made of pure, devoted love. Forget sex — this zodiac sign wants a contract that goes beyond the grave. Cancer will bore you with their neediness, and even during the throes of passion, you’ll get that nagging feeling that if you don’t die during the act, then you’ll never escape their clutch. Cancer will bore you to death with their neediness.

You know that one person you can never seem to please in bed no matter how hard you try? That’s probably a Virgo. They are the types of people who will have you doing all sorts of things in the bedroom just so they can be stimulated. They will literally have you bending over backwards in an effort to please them. But no matter what tricks you may have up your sleeve, nothing is going to be enough for them. They are always going to want more than what you have to offer. You will find better pleasure by finishing yourself of in this case.

Sorry, Sag. You may be a fire sign but you’re one of the most boring sex partners of the zodiac. Sag is better in the seduction department. They’re hella good at getting you to “do things” but when it’s actually time to do those things, like Elvis, Sagittarius has already left the auditorium. Sag enjoys sex better as a mental state; once the pants fall down, the mind says “bye-bye.”

Always take a hard pass whenever you are being propositioned by a Capricorn. They are rarely ever going to be worth it. They’re horrible lovers because they’re the types of people who fantasize about other human beings while having sex with you. Yes, physically, they are being intimate with you, but they always find themselves imagining other people; living out their wildest fantasies. You never want to be used as an object in such a manner.

The crying. The tears. That’s just too much to bear. You don’t want to have to be dealing with a sexual partner who is practically crying a river. But that’s what a Pisces is bringing to the table. So unless you’re willing to put up with that kind of basket case, it would be best for you to avoid a Pisces at all costs.

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6 Zodiac Signs That Are Absolutely Terrible Partners In Bed
So what Zodiac partner should you be avoiding? Read on to find out.
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